Mayor Arnold Unveils First Phase of Improved Transport System

At a press conference today, Mayor Arnold presented the first stage to the towns new transport system – Legways. “I am very proud to announce the new Legway transport system – 'Legways for All'. Anyone in town can come and see me or visit the town hall to put their name down for one free of charge.” I asked him what else he had planned but he would not be drawn saying “It will be glorious! But you will just have to wait and see Larry my boy!” and he walked away to talk to the film crew. I tried to get a word with the man on the Legway but he disappeared down the street remarkably quickly. They are fast these machines.